"Why My Brain is Like a Wi-Fi Signal (Weak, but Always Searching)"

Let’s be honest—my brain is like a Wi-Fi signal. It works great at 2 AM, crashes during important moments, and randomly forgets passwords I created yesterday.

Every morning I wake up with the confidence of a superhero. “Today, I will be productive,” I whisper to myself while scrolling memes for three hours. My to-do list? It’s basically a list of things I meant to do yesterday, rebranded for today’s guilt.

Coffee helps, but only until the moment I stand in a room wondering why I walked in there. Am I here to do something important? Or just to stare at the wall like a confused potato?

Even worse, my brain loves drama. It remembers that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago in 4K, but forgets why I opened the fridge. Thank you, brain. Very helpful.

And don’t even get me started on overthinking. I send one "OK" text and spend the next hour wondering if I sounded too aggressive. Maybe I should’ve added a smiley? Or a heart? Or just moved to a different country?

But here’s the good part—this “Wi-Fi brain” makes life hilarious. Every awkward moment becomes a comedy episode. Every weird thought turns into a blog post like this one.

So if your brain is also running on 1 bar of signal, don’t worry. We’re all trying to connect… eventually. 😅