hp Shariff

Let’s be honest—my brain is like a Wi-Fi signal. It works great at 2 AM, crashes during important moments, and randomly forgets passwords I created yesterday. Every morning I wake up with the confidence of a superhero. “Today, I will be productive,” I whisper to myself while scrolling memes for three hours. My to-do list? It’s basically a list of things I meant to do yesterday, rebranded for today’s guilt. Coffee helps, but only until the moment I stand in a room wondering why I walked in there. Am I here to do something important? Or just to stare at the wall like a confused potato? Even worse, my brain loves drama. It remembers that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago in 4K, but forgets why I opened the fridge. Thank you, brain. Very helpful. And don’t even get me started on overthinking. I send one "OK" text and spend the next hour wondering if I sounded too aggressive. Maybe I should’ve added a smiley? Or a heart? Or just moved to a different country? But her...